What have I learned this year? So, so much. One thing I have learned is that I am a total copycat. Today, I'm stealing an idea from Kearsie. Thanks, Kears, from your unimaginative and thieving friend. Love ya!
In January, I learned that I am a witch-with-a-B. Well, at least I was then. Hopefully I've improved. I just asked The Husband if I've changed since then and he said, "In what area?" He said he was just kidding -- yes, I've improved. I'm going to keep working on it, too, with a little help.
I learned in February that I had an addiction. The addiction has only gotten worse since moving into the house. I will not try to quit this though. In fact, I hope it gets worse. No 12-step program for me, thanks. Because, "In our home, love is never having to say, 'Babe, I’m almost out of shorts.'"
The month of March came along, and it brought a post that sent the most people to my blog than any other. All because I wrote about bras. Seriously, if you want to get some attention, WRITE. ABOUT. BRAS. But really, my post was supposed to be helpful and informative. Or supportive and uplifting. HA!
In April, I learned that 9-year-olds can appreciate fine music, and kick butt playing it. (That's not a link to my post, rather a link to the video of the coolest kids ever.)
In May, I got in touch with my mushy mommy side, and learned that life has been much better A.D. than it was B.C. (And if you think you know what those stand for, you might want to click the link.)
I took a break from learning in June, and did some schooling on the ins and outs of living in Florida. Did you move to Florida from somewhere else? Click the link, that post is for you. And you get a two-for-one with this, because in June I also taught guys why they might want to dress up once in a while.
July came, and I learned that it's quite therapeutic to write random letters to random people that you come across throughout the day. I think I need to to it more. Sort of like... Dear Dad Dude I Saw at Sea World, A fluorescent green polo shirt with a popped collar? Seriously? And sneakers with fluorescent green highlights? See? That's fun! (FYI, I just learned that I know how to spell therapeutic, because Google told me that was the right way.)
In August I learned that it is, in fact, safe to look. And looking at that post made me really excited about Lost starting again. WOO-HOO!
I learned in September that I should write my blog post before I read others, because if Kearsie does something, I'll do it too. Clearly, I did not apply that knowledge today.
Nike taught me a lesson in October. Well, God taught me a lesson, but He let Nike help.
In November, I learned a lot about bingo arms and how to get rid of them. All because Kim suggested arm flab as a blog topic for me. I also learned that Facebook is out to get me, because it showed me an ad for these right around the same time. How rude.
And in December, we all learned about Tiger Woods, and I did my part to school the celebrities on how to properly have an affair. Happy to help.
And that, my friends, was 2009. I'm ready to begin 2010! That rhymes. As does, I'm ready to ring in 2010. Is it ring or bring, though? Oh well, whichever it is, HAPPY NEW YEAR!