- You might want to warn Kim -- this may or may not be bleach-worthy.
- But she's been asking for it.
- Yes, she has.
- She has referenced The Pizza Law in comments and on Facebook.
- You don't know what the big deal is.
- You and The Husband established this Law.
- The Law states that if pizza is consumed, sex must be had.
- This Law was established in part due to Kerry McCloskey and her book, The Ultimate Sex Diet.
- Best. Diet. Ever.
- Even if no weight is lost.
- Also, Jeff and Debby McElroy's Marriage Tune Up Conference encourages creativity when it comes to the intimacy stuff that makes Winn and Kearsie uncomfortable.
- The Pizza Law is creative.
- And ingenious, as the punishment is the crime.
- Ingenious.
- It also assists you in your goal to not relate to this song:
- You should tell people not to play that at work probably.
- Or around kiddos with sharp ears.
- Because even if they have no idea what it means, you don't want to hear your kid going around singing, "It's bizne-hess... It's business time."
- You definitely shouldn't do these so late at night.
Happy Friday!
8 comments:
Hahaha... awesome. I love your law. Someone gave us that book for a wedding gift. At our shower. In his parents church. But still, one of the top 5 wedding gifts we were given..... Our panini press was #1
Very funny Nessa, seriously. That was 5 black socks out of 5 black socks (one got lost, you know how that goes!)
It's Pizza Night every Friday here, as you know, but, at this point we are just having pizza...
I checked the book out on Amazon. I thought about buying it used, and then, I thought again...
I might buy it for Valentine's Day, then Pizza Night might mean something new. But we most definitely won't call it Coffee Day; we would never leave the house, be totally jacked up and have 1,000,000 children!
Have you purchased stock in WD40 yet???
Wowsers. I read this at work. Guess what? There's no bleach at my desk. There is the hand sanitizer but then guess what? It would smear my non-waterproof makeup and I would just look like I have black eyes.
Also, my father in law presented us with a book about sex pre-wedding. And I couldn't look him in the eye for about a month. But that Tim LaHaye knows what he's talking about.
New follower here - Insanity Kim sent me over. LOL! I better keep my bleach handy ;)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
but.... I love it!
i.am.so.uncomfortable.
i pushed play on the video. and then i heard the guy go "ohhhh yeahhhhh". and i got really scared. because it wasn't like the "yeaheaheaheah" that i'm used to - you know, by miley.
NEVER EVER EVER TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE HAVING PIZZA. EVER.
thanks. EVER.
Ok. In this house. We order pizza a lot. Because we are TIRED! Andf no one wants to cook or clean up afterwards. lol
HAHAAHhahahahahaha!!! oh that video is hilarious and so so wrong!!
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