Note to Self: Gassy Dog Edition

♥ You have received another award from Kim!
♥ It has the words "dog fart" in it.
♥ She also dared to mention WD40 and Pizza Night, which means you should write about them.
♥ Which means Kim will bleach her eyes.
♥ Knowing that, she would still walk through a roomful of dog farts to read your blog.
♥ That's some bloggy love, right there.
♥ You know all about doggy toots.
♥ The Great Dane you had, Maggie, she had some odorific ones.
♥ She could clear a room.
♥ Maggie was a good dog, but you don't miss her or her stank all that much.
♥ But now you are remembering her fondly, thanks to this award.
♥ And now, you will happily pass along this award as happily as Maggie passed her gas to...
♥ Mass Hole Mommy -- you may be each other's Bizarro, but it's all good!  She even allowed you a guest post!

♥ Sounds Like Tomatoes -- even though the Queen would never say "dog farts."

♥ WendiWinn -- she likes Slim Jims.  She can handle canine gas.
♥ Too Many Hats -- she's an inspiration!  And you might get some menu ideas from her on Mondays, score!
♥ Coffee, God and Me -- a new one you're excited to be reading, because you guys have the same quest.
♥ Mommy's Heart -- you would read her because each time you do, you hear her precious Southern accent in your mind, and that makes you smile.  Even through dog farts.
♥ And also, How to Survive Life in the Suburbs -- you and about a zillion other people would probably pass through a roomful of gassy dogs to keep read her.
♥ You could go on and on (and on) with the blogs that you would walk through smelly doggy gas to read -- as evidenced by your reader list.

♥ This is a good start.

Happy reading, and Happy Friday!