Note to Self: Haunted Refrigerator Edition

• Your refrigerator probably isn't really haunted.
• It sure is noisy, though.
• It sounds like there's someone something inside of it.
• It also sounds like it's going to the bathroom.
• You don't remember it making this much noise any other time.
• It decides to pump up the volume when The Husband is out of town.
• Just like in the shower, when you are SURE you hear things from the bathroom window.
• At least you don't scream every single time something scares you.
• Most times, but not every single time.
• Like when playing Hide And Seek with your daughters, and your oldest one finds THE best hiding place.  Ever.
• And jumps out of said hiding space to scare the living snot out of you.
• And you scream bloody murder.
• And then she laughs.  And laughs.  And laughs.
• And laughs some more.
• The fish in the tank also get in on the action.
• Don't worry, they probably can't really jump out.
• But the cover on the tank DID move when that one fish jumped.
• The fridge and the fish aren't out to get you, though.
• Your oldest daughter is still laughing.
• She is out to get you.
• Good thing she's cute.
• She gets that from The Husband.
• He's cute when he talks about the "Kamikaze Coon" that jumped out at his car on his way to the airport.
• It takes skill to be cute when talking about the untimely demise of a forest creature.
• Now that he's home, the noises will probably all go away.
• Except for the laughter. 
• Because you just told The Husband about your massage.
• The End.

Happy Friday!