- You have a ladies' night out tonight.
- It is your first ladies' night out that isn't with your peeps.
- You talking about your "peeps" is almost as funny as you saying "Don't even front."
- This ladies night out is a fundraiser for Big Sister's school.
- You are helping.
- Helping may distract from the fact that you don't really know anyone.
- Helping may distract from your ever-present concern that you aren't wearing the right clothes.
- Or shoes.
- Or that you don't have the right accessories.
- Keep in mind that you did just turn 34.
- It is quite possible you are way too old to have these ever-present concerns.
- In other words, you need to build a bridge and get over it.
- Seriously.
- Go out.
- Have fun.
- Make new friends.
- Or at least make new friendly acquaintances.
- Maybe even... possibly... dance.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
- You don't dance.
- You're oh so white and oh so Baptist.
- However, you do a mean White Girl Two Step.
- Let's get it started.
Happy Friday! I hope you dance!
26 comments:
Great post! Love the joy!
Love to you
Kelly
Great post...and..I about fell off the couch watching Elaine dance....omg and lol!
Hehehe, we watched this episode the other night (again). It is hilarious!! I'm sure you are not even close to dancing like Elaine:)
I am beginning to wonder when "the concerns" do go away!! You normal in my book. Just so ya know though, my book may be weird, lol.
oops, i meant you're....
Try to have fun! I get nervous in situations like that. But, if nothing else, you'll get a good blog post out of it!
This was so funny. I NEVER have the right accessories, but I try so I get half the effort points. But I still don't dance. Cause it's BAD.
Awesome! Happy Friday!!!
Wylie
You'll have a blast!!!
You didn't ask to borrow my tube top and winn's wet-look leggings...what is wrong with you?
Go watch Footloose before you go...maybe you'll learn some new moves... ;)
LOL, LOVE it! And that video clip - hilarious. I only wish I danced as cool as Elaine.
LOL You dance like that, you will be the girl with the most friends by the end of the night. Oh and no one will remember what you wore. Promise, it will be great! Have fun.
Oh yes it's ladies night and I'm feelin right oh what a night...
CRAP. CRAP CRAP CRAP.
Nothing worse than a song stuck in your head to make you want to shove a pencil in your head.
hahahahahaaaaaaaa.... hey... some white girls can dance... sometimes... maybe.... no, not really... okay never.
Love it!
lol! What is an accessory? Wallet, keys perhaps? I went to a function at hubby's work and I went and bought a new neclace for my plain outfit...because I wanted to look snazzy. It looked good....but I thought about it...and thought that it was weird that people accessorize like that everyday. Then I realized that I was probably a goof. At least I looked good ;) Have fun!
I hope you have fun! (Just don't dance like that)...
You go, Elaine! I LOL at the part about being oh-so-Baptist.
My Girls Nights Out usually don't include dancing... just copious amounts of food.
Oh yeah, and I totally think you'd rock at curling.
~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom
Omg, this is why I don't dance....I KNOW I look just like Elaine, I swear!
That's cute lady! Have fun:-)
Second favorite Seinfeld episode ever. My favorite was a highly inappropriate one about a bet. We won't elaborate. I don't volunteer at school for some of these very same reasons. I still feel like the dorky, awkward kid I used to be. Now, I'm just a dorky, awkward adult.
What a great pep talk! Hope it goes well!
I danced in my kitchen this morning. I really hope nobody saw me!
I hope you have a great time and make some new friends too. (Said the pot to the kettle.)
i used to say "don't front" back in like high school.
i bet you do a mean running man. i still need to learn that.
White girl two step? Funny post.
Thanks for the laugh and hope you have fun.
Hope you have fun!!!
Okay I am super ready to hear how it went!!
I love this!
I'm having a Girls Night Out in a few weeks and I'm excited.
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