- Yo mama is now way cooler than you.
- Yo mama got herself an iPhone.
- You are a little teeny tiny bit jealous.
- She didn't even text before.
- Now she's going to be telling you all about the latest apps.
- This is kind of like when your Granny got a laptop before you did.
- That was kind of awesome, actually.
- So is this.
- It'll be good to have her texting.
- Now you can talk about your husbands to each other without having to whisper.
- You should probably still think of some code names for them, just to be safe.
- You want an iPhone one day.
- An iPhone and a minivan, and your life would be complete.
- Wait.
- An iPhone, a minivan and a kitten.
- There.
- Or.
- You could have an amazing husband and two beautiful girls.
- A loving family.
- And
goodwonderfulincredibly awesome friends. - That works, too, doesn't it?
Happy Friday!
21 comments:
My friend's hubby was trying to come up with a clever way to time her contractions. I went to my parents and grabbed my dad's iphone and said, "There's an app for that." Pretty cool contraction timer. :)
My parents are way too hip for me...its scary. Between the texting and facebooking...oy!
Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.
I have iPhone covet-ness too. Stupid verizon contract and yucky At&t service.... Anyway you all the rest and those are worth a fortune. Too bad they're not in 4G.
i want one too but my husband said 'what do you need all that for?'... i think he was screaming 'pay attention to MEEEEEEEEEE'...
Well, now, lets not get out of hand here with the minivan, k?
i have the iphone, and it is glued to my palm, but wouldn't mind a Nissan Pathfinder (which is getting further away each time i hit something with the car...)
We don't even have kids yet, and my husband and I have had the minivan argument like a million times. I was so not going to be "that" mom. Then I drove one for a friend. They maneuver like a car with the space of an SUV - what's not to love??
I am jealous. More than a little tiny bit. And not just cause you got an iPhone. Also cause you got the hubs and two adorable little girls. And a minivan. And a kitten.
I have a dog, so that does actually knock out the kitten factor. But still. Totally jealous.
Happy Friday!
Oh man, now me and your mom can discuss iPhone awesomeness. Tell her I'll be glad to share my iPrecious name with her too.
I am so jealous! I want that iPhone
I texted with my BFF while we were sitting next to eachother. We talked about my husband. We picked on him. We used code names. Also, we did this stuff in highschool too, only with pen and paper...we are cool!!! :)
i told my husband that your mom got an iphone. and that i still don't have one. and that i was called uncool on facebook.
so he got me one.
well. he showed me a picture of one.
I feel so out of the loop with apps. I don't think my phone even knows what an app is.
I just got an iPod Touch and am still learning about apps. There are just so many, I'm not sure which ones I need.
Apps are the BEST. Like crack actually. Free ones will keep you out of trouble with the Keeper of the Finances. lol
What's an iphone?
Seriously?
If you had an iPhone you could probably get a Kitten App!!!
Darn tootin' little lady. You don't need no stinkin' iPhone.
That's my best 'good girl' speak for "@#$% straight, #*%&$! $*%& that iPhone n $#!+!!" Which is prety much how I feel about all the iPhone hype.
my mom is way cooler than me too...she wore thongs b4 me and ENCOURAGED me to wear them too...she also has an iphone and i don't! YET. Just trying to justify me having the internet at all times now...hubs isn't hip on that idea!
That's one hip mama!!!
You know there is a Yo Mama joke app.
:-)
I have a Droid, but really really really want an iPhone.
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